At the salon getting a mani/pedi "I'm so tired of having color on my fingers and toes, can you just do a matte clear today, please?"

"No thanks Honey, you can go to MAC for a makeover while I look through the tool section at Sears."

"I hate having pierced ears, it is so difficult to decide on which earrings to buy, I'm letting my holes close up."

"Can I trade you back for my baggy sweatpants and you can have your comfy form fitting yoga pants back?"