I was in a store by myself. I had two county looking big guys walk by me, and called me "queer." I don't care what people say, so I just carried on. A few minutes later, they come back by with a woman....I guess she was....and they laugh. They are probably in their forties.
They kept on for a bit until one said "What are you doin' tonight, faggot?" I turned to them, and in my best MAN voice, I said "Whichever one of yall who wants the time of your life!" They took off from there, and ran faster than I ever could in my shoes. Best part was I was in a jewelry section, and the SA there was laughing her butt off. She even told me I am a brave person, and how that could have been ugly. I told her look, I am a 6'06" man dressed as a woman, shopping for jewelry. If you can't have a little fun, what's the point? She was so nice. I thought it was hilarious.