Reading through the many pages here, one can find numerous events that give away that you are wearing women's clothing. Well, I just discovered another one: Static.
Are you the only one in your space that continuously gets static shocks? Do people wonder why? Well, It most likely is the nylon panties your wearing.

I started complaining about the shocks I was getting, until I realized the cause. Thought it better to just put up with them than upset the delicate balance of DADT.