Today was susposed to be "Carb Day" at the Indy 500 track. there was to be 1 hour of practice by the 33 drivers in the race, then an Indy Lites (smaller Indy cars) 100 mile race, then pit stop competition, then a concert from the Stone Temple Pilots all for just $10.
There was a 30% chance of rain by 4 pm. Well as you can figure out 30% chance by 4 pm looks a lot like RAIN MOST OF THE DAY. They only got 15 minutes of practice in. Whle sitting there hoping the rain would stop and the track would dry I had these thoughts:
1) Am I the only guy here wearing panties?
2) Are there any guys here wearing bras?
3) Are there any guys here underdressed?
4) Are there any CDs here fully dressed? If there were they are so brave!
5) There are a lots of sisters on this forum who look better than some of these women sitting around me.
6) There are some pretty hot women here at the track! Ok, so I'm conflicted!
7) Why are the two women standing behind me talking so LOUD when the cars aren't even running.
8) Wow, that woman who just walked past me has some great shoes, hope they don't get wet!
9) Wow, that woman who is walking up the steps has some really nice...
10) I think I'll go home and get dry, maybe put on a bra!
Hugs,