I don't think it's particularly productive to rate yourself on how you look in the mirror alone. Anyway, that said, I don't ever feel any of the options really, although at a push, and if I was honest, I have once or twice thought number 3 "I wish I had a butt and no bulge"...but not seriously of course. I want my bulge to go away in tight jeans, but then again, I love my bulge, it's very useful in certain situationsOriginally Posted by Tina D