I'm in the US at the moment flying back to the UK next week and I had a 'brilliant' plan to cover the fact that I have shaved my arms and legs.
My wife had commented in an offhand way about the hair under my arms (which is pretty ugly) and sort of said "I dare you to shave it off".
So my cunning plan was to say that I got drunk and did this and also had a hack at my legs as well (I shaved them once before and she went ballistic).
Well I just talked to my wife and managed to get this explaination out and while she didn't get angry or anything she did keep saying I wasn't "normal" and that I was "weird" ...
... and then she asked me out-right if I was wearing womens clothes.
I lied and said "not that I am aware of"
What makes it worse is that I'm actually sat here in a lacey top, white skirt, and high-heel shoes so I was doubly-lying
In my defence coming-out over the phone is not the right things to do obviously, and certainly not with such a distance.
On the one hand she was nowhere near as angry as when I shaved my legs the first time, then again she was at a friends house at the time.
On the other hand I think she now suspects that I'm not being entirely truthful which is generally not a good thing but could also be disasterous when I return from this trip with a suitcase full of my girlie stuff.
For one fleeting moment though, I did think that, if she could keep the same tone of voice if I ever actually tell her that I CD then maybe everything will be okay.
I now feel bad, confused, worried, and all those other things that you feel at a time like this.
Fiona