I have mentioned my broad shoulders to y'all before and I am preparing now to try and deal with them.
To give y'all an idea where I'm at right now my waist measures 31 inches, my chest below my nipples measures 36 inches, my nipples measure 40 inches, above my chest under my armpits measures 42 inches, and my shoulders measure 47 inches. What this says is that I have a pronounced "V" shape going from the waist at 31 inches to the upper back at 42 inches and then the shoulders at 47 inches.
To me, and tell me if y'all agree, I need some major thickness to offset the width. Does this make sense? Like are we talking a "C" or even a "D" cup here? I'm asking because my girlfriend has encouraged me to purchase breast forms so that I can at least go out in the yard with a dress on and not alarm the neighbors. I'm looking at forms and I'm wondering what style I should use; do I want my breast to appear more toward the center of my chest, or do I want my breast to appear more spread out like they're almost going under my armpits? Should they appear higher on my torso or lower like they're saging a bit?
Next is a wig. Should I be looking at wigs that are kind of short and bushy? Or should I be looking at long, full length wigs?
What do y'all think? How should I go about narrowing my wide upper body? I won't be going sleeveless because I have striations in my shoulders when I move. As long as I'm relaxed, my shoulders are smooth. But, the moment I move, all kinds of muscular striations appear. I guess for the yard I'm going to have to maintain the appearence of an overweight, fully covered woman unless someone offers up a better idea...